Last summer, when writer Sean McGrath heard Maggie Gallagher say the most reprehensible and stupid things to ever come out of her voluminous pie hole -- "Gay marriage is not a civil right. In fact, it's a civil wrong" -- he wondered what he could do, other than imagine her head exploding, SCANNERS-like, into a soft, fine spray of blood, bone and malfunctioning mental matter.
Answer: write her as a blobby, monosyllabic hulk-ette, with swaying tits, tortured torpor and a big, fat mallet, in league with all the other hating low-lifes that follow her, Legion of Doom style. Oh, and get his friends to help make it all into a comic book.
Below is a link to the product of that labor, an on-line satirical comic look at the marriage wars, entitled " Rise of the Pink Ninjas: A Gay Fantasia". In it you'll gasp as Mad Gallagher throws her weight around! You'll wonder at the identity of the mysterious Bastard Baby Doll! And you'll clench your butthole when P & M, the Night Bears, cruise by!
Mostly though, you'll be inspired to keep fighting. Those bastards aren't going to win this one.
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