Oh, here we go.

With a scant 8 days until THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON illuminates our screens, what was, already, a slow-burn of images, marketing and shameless pandering now ramps to nuclear fusion fullness.

Consider the Volvo car ad (a truely WTF moment the first time I caught it); the TWILIGHT lunch box (sorry, "vintage carrying case"); an Edward shower curtain; the Official Condom  (gives "bloody prick" a new twist, no?) and the (unofficial) TWILIGHT dildo. 

Merits of the movie aside -- given how poorly written the first one was, this one can only go up in writing quality -- the one great thing about the media blitz are all of those new Taylor Lautner magazine covers. 

Sometimes, media madness has its benefits.