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VIEWS: The TWILIGHT Terror -- Can you feel it?

Oh, here we go.

With a scant 8 days until THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON illuminates our screens, what was, already, a slow-burn of images, marketing and shameless pandering now ramps to nuclear fusion fullness.

Consider the Volvo car ad (a truely WTF moment the first time I caught it); the TWILIGHT lunch box (sorry, "vintage carrying case"); an Edward shower curtain; the Official Condom  (gives "bloody prick" a new twist, no?) and the (unofficial) TWILIGHT dildo. 


Merits of the movie aside -- given how poorly written the first one was, this one can only go up in writing quality -- the one great thing about the media blitz are all of those new Taylor Lautner magazine covers. 

Sometimes, media madness has its benefits.


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Mikewrite commented on November 12th, 2009 at 8:27 PM
Ok maybe I'm the only one on the planet but I just don't get all the delirium over angsty boys who shave off their body hair and mince around trying to "emote" on film. Maybe if they were late 30's to late 50's fully grown men I might get all hot and bothered, but this is ridiculous. About the only good thing about the flood of screams and and fainting is the anatomically correct action figures. They are all sans genitalia just like their living counterparts. (Was that bitchy or just true?)

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