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| HUMOR: Swine Flu mutates into Zombie Flu |

A report from the fake BBC suggests that there has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus (swine flu) into new strain: H1Z1. The outbreak is said to be similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005.
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
This serious development is said by some sites to be the result of an official government project gone bad.
Source: Zombie Swine Flu outbreak reported in the United Kingdom [I'm just getting over the H1N1 and it is a bitch. If you haven't had your flu shots yet, go get them, for both H1N1 and the regular flu. You don't want this. I'm no longer running a fever and I have my appetite back... but I still feel like I've been on the losing end of a boxing match with The Hulk. -DQM]
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11/7/2009 2:33:00 PM | permalink | comments (1 | add) | |
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 | Martha commented on November 9th, 2009 at 10:39 AM |
I am so sorry......BUT! according your report everything is going to be all right.
Hupp!:)
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