I think it's only fitting that you marry royalty, don't you? Disney has released the trailer for PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME, the new action-er by Jerry Bruckheimer. An adaption of the popular video game, Gyllenhaal sports shaggy locks, an English accent and  a bare chest in this action-packed preview for the film.

While Gay Marriage died in Maine yesterday, you can use the time-travel power of the dagger to shift into a future where such things are legal and where Jake has fallen madly in love with you.

I think that's the the Theraflu talking again.