With the DQM in isolation after being infected by the H1N1 Contagion (he thinks. Drama Queen) it falls to me to post about another contagion: zombies. Most specifically, Bruce LaBruce's new zombie porn film, L.A. ZOMBIE.
Now, I have no idea why the porn studios are all gaga over supernatural porno. I'm sure there's some grand deconstructive zeitgeist to it but, frankly, I don't have the time to research it. And textual deconstruction is just so much mental masturbation anyway. And I like the real thing.
LA ZOMBIE stars pornstar Francois Sagat in a tale of a zombie lost on the mean streets of Los Angeles. LaBruce is calling the this the latest in his zombie porn revolution. Apparently, zombie porn is the third wave of adult entertainment. I've never though of "waves" and "porn" together. Sure, "wet" and "porn" go together. But not waves. Well, maybe if you party with a football team.
Memories.
Anyway, LaBruce's OTTO, OR UP WITH DEAD PEOPLE was the first salvo in the zombie porn revolution, a softcore precursor to the hardcore shenanigans in this film. OTTO, if you may recall, has the now classic scene of one zombie fucking another zombie through a hole in his stomach. Safe sex, indeed.
There's no real sense of plot from the
LA ZOMBIE website, but based on the pics in the gallery section, the film is going to contain lots of diseased, desiccated and bloody cocks pounding bruised, battered, and demolished victims. (PG-13'd pic below.)
Is that a good night at the movies? That, my doorQs, is entirely up to you.
Here's the trailer: