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VIEWS: Yet another reason to go to Comic Con -- hot TWILIGHT Men

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As if there aren't enough reasons to go to Comic-Con, we now get word that all of those hot, hunky vampire dudes from THE TWILIGHT SAGA are going to be in full attendance at the event.
 
Jaime Campbell Bower is going to be there, Billy Burke will be in attendance, hot-daddy Peter Facinelli will be there (pending no scheduling conflicts,) emo boy Robert Pattinson is rumored to be heading down to the sunny sands of San Diego for the event and, wonderfully, hottie Jacob Lautner -- who friends have taken to calling "Jacob Hotner" just 'cause there needs to be more truth in naming -- will be bringing his sunny disposition and washboard abs to the weekend's shenanigans.
 
I can't wait. I can't wait!
 
Tann, you aren't going.

What do you mean I'm not going.
 
You are staying behind. Running the shop. Keeping the lights on. Mopping the floors. Polishing the server... i.e. not going to Comic-Con.

That is simply not fair! I didn't get to go last year. You never let me go anywhere, never let me go to these events. Never. Never. Never! Why is that? Why don't you let me go to these things?

Do you really want me to ---
 
YES I WANT YOU TO TELL ME, YOU CTHULHU QUOTING BASTARD!!!

Two words: "restraining" and "order."

Umm....
 
At last count, there were 28 restraining orders filed against you, including ones by Pattinson and Hotner--

Lautner...
 
Whatever! The point is I don't need the bad press. You aren't going.

[sulks]

Tann....Tann?

WHAT!

Um... I've always wanted to know this, but why is Stan Lee one of the restraining orders? He's not really your... type.

It's Stan Lee.

Right, but---

I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES, IS THAT ALRIGHT?!!

Yes it is Tann. Yes it is.
 

 
 
 
 


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Jody, The Doorqusmaximus commented on July 10th, 2009 at 12:37 PM
Tann needs lots and lots of things, mainly consisting of "help."

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Anonymous commented on July 10th, 2009 at 9:22 AM
When is comic con? makes me want to go...
OME!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at the cool Twilight scrapbooking pages at http://scrapbookingtales.mybisi.com

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Nathan commented on July 10th, 2009 at 6:01 AM
Sounds to me as if Tannhauser needs a fairy godmother and a glass slipper -- or maybe just medication for the voices in his head!

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