Tired of your unresponsive, inattentive, and down right disgusting human boyfriend? Looking for a change but not quite sure what else to do? doorQ.com has a recommendation for you: a Zombie Boyfriend. Still not sure? Well, here are 10 reasons why Zombies make for better Boyfriends, all submitted by the users of doorQ.com. 

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10. Zombies Make Better Boyfriends because mindless babbling is forgivable as they have no real intelligence. In human boyfriends? Not so much.  

9. Zombies Make Better Boyfriends because whenever they see you they want you immediately. To be desired is oh so good!

8. Zombies Make Better Boyfriends because they chase after you. Constantly.

7. Zombies Make Better Boyfriends because if you lose them in a crowded club just follow the screams, gore, and gobbets of flesh and you are romantically reunited.

6. Zombies Make Better Boyfriends because love means never having to say "I'm sorry...that I ate your brain."

5. Zombies Make Better Boyfriends because they're capable of relentless undead sex. And they're self-lubricating. (Bonus.)

4. They also moan REALLY well.

3. Zombies Make Better Boyfriends because they don't cry when you cum in their hair.

2. Zombies Make Better Boyfriends because they don't care if you eat someone else's meat - in fact, they encourage it!

1. Zombies Make Better Boyfriends because no matter how much you strike, beat, impale, or dismember them, they still come crawling back for more.